By Tripartita - United States Today, I submitted my first app review. It was for Pocket Podiatrist: the DIY Guide to Foot Surgery. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 You deserved it 59 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By katta2009 - United States Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 36243 You deserved it 2571 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By w-dog - Canada Today, after spending $15,000 to treat my dog's cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. FML I agree, your life sucks 60473 You deserved it 19772 386 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alyssac11 - United States Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML I agree, your life sucks 30523 You deserved it 4250 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By indecentcameraexposure - Canada Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML I agree, your life sucks 8906 You deserved it 47891 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By womanlover12345 - Spain Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML I agree, your life sucks 39564 You deserved it 8826 273 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By farksh - Australia Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 31088 You deserved it 6243 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML I agree, your life sucks 45374 You deserved it 34899 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 39971 You deserved it 4884 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meh Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 9267 You deserved it 703 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML I agree, your life sucks 30276 You deserved it 3570 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UhOh - United States Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML I agree, your life sucks 11132 You deserved it 88710 419 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 54681 You deserved it 7132 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlucky - United Kingdom - Bristol Today, I went to a party. After asking several people about the ingredients in a cake, I took one bite and ended up in the hospital with a severe reaction to the nuts that "definitely weren't" in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 11377 You deserved it 904 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kittykat - United States Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 44531 You deserved it 8059 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By carboncoach - Egypt Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 44704 You deserved it 3375 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML I agree, your life sucks 1794 You deserved it 133 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kelsie - United States Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 38509 You deserved it 4047 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Foxy - United States Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 70160 You deserved it 26765 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 4248 You deserved it 327 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML I agree, your life sucks 29310 You deserved it 3070 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML I agree, your life sucks 14448 You deserved it 49581 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dear god help me. - United States - Ewa Beach Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML I agree, your life sucks 49910 You deserved it 3462 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Finland - Helsinki Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML I agree, your life sucks 30783 You deserved it 2170 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nonmormon - United States Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML I agree, your life sucks 58965 You deserved it 4252 263 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Brunswick Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML I agree, your life sucks 21920 You deserved it 2272 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ad4 - United States Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 42081 You deserved it 4100 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML I agree, your life sucks 31135 You deserved it 7863 286 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MySistersDogisStupid Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML I agree, your life sucks 6752 You deserved it 773 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Badnewca - United States Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML I agree, your life sucks 42026 You deserved it 5188 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shaviTuT - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 34329 You deserved it 2647 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bastardddd - United States Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML I agree, your life sucks 48336 You deserved it 6358 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bride - United States Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML I agree, your life sucks 133689 You deserved it 10249 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By savanna - United States Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML I agree, your life sucks 34216 You deserved it 4576 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML I agree, your life sucks 44707 You deserved it 7889 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By muffdriver - United States Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML I agree, your life sucks 26189 You deserved it 4182 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gmac0417 - United States Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was "I thought I deleted the messages." FML I agree, your life sucks 29361 You deserved it 3145 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TankTankTank - United States Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 49568 You deserved it 3445 229 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stretchy - United States - Bethesda Better safe Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML I agree, your life sucks 57483 You deserved it 9293 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Remy - United States - Portland Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML I agree, your life sucks 53410 You deserved it 3075 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML I agree, your life sucks 35551 You deserved it 2716 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tripartita | 44 #6614563 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:00 Oh, what a fantastic photo FML! This caption was clearly conceived of by a genius who demands the highest accolades for their comic ingenuity! Send a private message 92 8 Reply
By SeveralLake | 18 #6614480 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:41 Why the fuck Send a private message 32 6 Reply
By SeveralLake | 18 #6614480 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:41 Why the fuck Send a private message 32 6 Reply
By jakewill7 | 7 #6614482 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:46 You might want to go to the doctor next time Send a private message 17 1 Reply
By AustinDenton | 22 #6614485 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:53 That app just sounds like a bad idea Send a private message 15 2 Reply
By Shadow9876 | 19 #6614532 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:25 I thought FML's had to be true. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By CamBen42 | 29 #6614546 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:36 I remember upvoting that comment, so glad it won. Congrats tripartita! Send a private message 9 1 Reply
By Tripartita | 44 #6614563 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:00 Oh, what a fantastic photo FML! This caption was clearly conceived of by a genius who demands the highest accolades for their comic ingenuity! Send a private message 92 8 Reply
Reply stangbang92 | 17 #6614772 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:25 I sense sarcasm. Send a private message 8 14 Reply
Reply james_logan | 19 #6614791 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:53 #9, he captioned the photo Send a private message 19 3 Reply
Reply Zanquis | 22 #6615240 - Thursday 26 May 2016 11:36 I would recommend the: "Humor for Dummy's" App. It might safe us some pain. If that fails I have some other app to try until we hit the 5 star ratings. Send a private message 9 1 Reply
By MikaykayUnicorn | 36 #6614616 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:56 Tripartita always comes up with the funniest things. I aspire to be that hilarious. Send a private message 21 6 Reply
By DarkPrinceT | 3 #6614801 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:02 I'll admit, this one was pretty good. But still give us a dislike button like you have on all of the other FML's. Send a private message 24 1 Reply
By rutuu92 | 14 #6615114 - Thursday 26 May 2016 6:59 tbh I've been disappointed with these. Can you at least change the "well spotted" to "your life sucks", because the whole well spotted thing is really killing the vibe. IMHO that change alone will make it better. Send a private message 22 1 Reply
By rutuu92 | 14 #6615116 - Thursday 26 May 2016 7:01 Oh, and like the other guy said, a dislike button would be useful for constructive criticism. Send a private message 12 0 Reply
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