Better out than in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML
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Top comments

jazmin3012 28

You may be out of a job, but you saved someone from a traumatic experience. Keep your head up OP, good things will come your way.

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ujellybro234 18

No way you could have known OP. I wish you the best of luck finding a job

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sanchogrim 18

Now here you are bouncing job to job for doing the right things in life... Seriously though good job I wouldn't feel bad if I was you.

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dman798 18

At least you tried to do good

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IvyChennyChen 21

Thank You for doing the right thing, OP. =) It sounds like that whole family is full of asshats. Hoping good things come your way soon!

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mixximoo 24

We need a follow up OP. Hope you kept your job!

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BstMode 14

Read until the end of the post...

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DeltaDragonxx 20

Let's play a game of spot the one who didn't actually read the FML!

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SynysterKilljoy 10

Guys, I'm pretty sure she meant a follow up on the job search...

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countryb_cth 38

Her comment clearly states "hope you kept your job" so no that's not what she meant.

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Lalala579121 27

Just think, now you can go to the club as a patron and you don't have to be as gentle when dealing with that kid.

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MidnaLink 33

I don't think I'd ever start becoming a patron at the (exact) place I'd just been fired from. Then again, I live on the opposite side of town from where my job is. They wouldn't miss me.

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91hayek 31

That guy is probably going to end up in jail real soon with his rapey god complex.

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BeardedLondoner 24

As many have said before, at least you saved the girl from some trauma. Now that you're fired for being a decent guy though, you should find your boss' nephew and mess him up...... SNITCH'S END UP IN DITCH'S

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tyler_the_asiann 16

Not gonna lie, it took me a while to process that...

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writergirl1029 17

I presume you were club security. So you basically got fired for doing your job. FYL.

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