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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

Better out than in

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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jazmin3012 28

You may be out of a job, but you saved someone from a traumatic experience. Keep your head up OP, good things will come your way.

No way you could have known OP. I wish you the best of luck finding a job

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tiptoppc 21

Depending on where you live, this actually may be illegal, as retaliatory firing for protecting a victim usually ends up with the company being found liable for allowing crime to happen. Look at Blizzard. Same thing.