Creepy, Nepotism and Work: Better out than in - FML

Better out than in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

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You deserved it 2 048

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jazmin3012 28

Monday 7 December 2015 1:02

You may be out of a job, but you saved someone from a traumatic experience. Keep your head up OP, good things will come your way.

ujellybro234 18

Monday 7 December 2015 1:04

No way you could have known OP. I wish you the best of luck finding a job

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tiptoppc 19

Monday 22 May 2023 0:36

Depending on where you live, this actually may be illegal, as retaliatory firing for protecting a victim usually ends up with the company being found liable for allowing crime to happen. Look at Blizzard. Same thing.

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Today, I finished and turned in the last of the 17 major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my boss's office, I heard her ask her assistant, "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML

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