Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
KaylieBieber13 0
sounds like shes a lesbo
damara3 0
Sick *****.
youtubetre_fml 14
You're sure she's not with you because off sex :)
1991j 4
I hope she brought a female friend n not a male. because you sir are not a man! so sad
jojokokolol 0
That's sucks man! Well now you know, do it again (;
sceptic 1
This fml, comments to it, and the shit my comment will get, perfectly describe the ****** up values of this stupid country
kims0706 10
That's sorta weird that in a marriage your wife would bring a girlfriend in for sex and have an ****** with them. Especially because when you have 2 kids, you should hope your spouse is attracted to your gender
buzzkillington97 7
Are you... Ross??
Redneck17 8
At least she let you have a threesome. Have a coke & a smile & shut the f*** up! ;)
paintedgoddess 0
Take that man hood. Lol u poor guy...