Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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Top comments
MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
Fallresevilfan 0
How does he deserve this
yessirre 4
Shes a lezbo duhh
italianprincesss 5
Uhm I'm sorry are we missing the fact that he had a threesome and he's married ?? Does no one else see the wrong in this situation ?
MrEscape 2
Take notes!
ammerhammer 3
Watch season 6 of friends and you'll find something similar FYL
JJBADGE10 7
You are complaining about a threesome? Wtf is wrong with you
profligatesoul 18
Girl taught you a thing or two, huh?
fuzz97 23
threesomes: the sure-fire way to kill a relationship
mcauley3 8
Dude who cares you got a threesome
Dallyni 22
Fyl