By StomachofTinfoil - 24/11/2014 01:59 - United States - Bar Harbor
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This is one of those very very FML moments. You've to post about it, just give it some time.
Hey, you chose to work at the hospital. Can't cut the cord now.
I was a volunteer nurse for a few years through uni, and it never fails to make me laugh how many women think that they were the exception, and that they never shat themselves whilst giving birth just because they never noticed. When in reality like 95% of women do, just nobody tells you about it. A nurse wipes it away immediately, nobody turns round and go "By the way, you just pooped yourself, but we're used to it, it's cool!". Most women don't even realise they've done it, but chances are, if you've given birth naturally, you've shit in front of someone.
what got me was "chunks" I have 2 kids and I don't even want to know what those "chunks of after birth" are.