Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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badonis 0
If he's going to break up with you like that, he's not even worth it.
MisterJD 0
That's low. You should call him from another number, or (if possible) from his friend's phone. And tell him you're going to come round his house, eat all his biscuits and rape his dog. Even by doing that, you're STILL showing a greater level of maturity than he is *grin*
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deadpoetic333 0
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omfg. 5 days with out talking to him? I would be punched in the nuts and bitched out if i didn't have the best ******* excuse in the world for not calling my baby for a day. last time i disappeared for 5 hours in the middle of the day not replying to any of her texts, I ended up hand writing a letter of apology haha. buuuutttt, when she disappeared on me i bitched her out almost just as bad haha. yeah, we're both very needy and demanding.
Anonymous1001 0
He's not worth it. My ex did the same thing.. he didn't take any of my phone calls or text messages for over a week. Then one day I log onto facebook and see that our relationship status has ended and he blocked me. We officially broke up through facebook. What a douche.
mysticold13 0
How old is this guy, 12? Good riddance to bad garbage.
penizulaface 0
i think that this is happening to me. trouble is, he texts me once every three days or whatever saying something pretty meaningless short and nonheartfelt and then doesnt reply when i text back. so im gonna cheat on him. fuckerrr :]
Noxic 0
Guys who do things like that have no balls.
jasonsaied 1
lol win
shocka_fml 4
kill the bastard
chelzy 0
and that, my friends, is why lesbians are so much better.
diesel42o 0
today u realized he hasnt answered in 5 days? wake up call maybe?
krazy_guera23 0
Thats so immature WOW! Screw him.