Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
badonis 0
If he's going to break up with you like that, he's not even worth it.
MisterJD 0
That's low. You should call him from another number, or (if possible) from his friend's phone. And tell him you're going to come round his house, eat all his biscuits and rape his dog. Even by doing that, you're STILL showing a greater level of maturity than he is *grin*
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Comments (35)
MIgirl88 0
I know how you feel my "friend" did the same thing
alexmarieewing 6
And this is why you call his phone from different phone, a number he doesn't have c:
kreepers 6
Well I hope you know where he lives.
kaylanicole1695 12
my ex did the exact same thing to me
DarthVader77 9
For the record: no boy is ever worth a dirl he is with. All men are Satan's messengers to allow girls to achieve their sainthood and martyrdom. All we ever do is cheat, lie, stink, get drunk, become emotionally unavailable, drive you crazy. Not to forget that every man wakes up with single overriding purpose in mind: to hurt as many women as bad as possible. At the end of every month we submit activity report to the command center. Now you know.
fury1031 10
Just because your ex-boyfriend thought you were a crazy feminazi bitch doesn't mean all men are terrible people.
aboelmagd 18
Who's the one with a pussy in this relationship?
DenBriZel 31
Maybe he told you in preparation.
ThirstyGrunt 6
Mark Nut!
Solano2580 24
Technically, you guys aren't broken up, wait till he gets a new "girlfriend" and prove you are who you are in front of her
spacewardtrout 16
leave a message saying you're not gonna stop calling him til he answers and actually does something about it