Dogs and Kids: Backseat drivers

Backseat drivers

By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By PuppyPeeTimee. - 17/09/2010 06:30 - United Kingdom

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Poor kid

By fair lady - 03/06/2021 04:01

Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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feven 32

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:39

It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:46

Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.

Comments

mfxray 10

Monday 12 January 2015 8:07

that got too real.

Birdbath123 16

Monday 12 January 2015 8:35

Hopefully she doesn't realize the impact of the words she speaks now, I usually hear that stuff from an upset teen girl. Not a 4 year old.

ThatLobster 24

Monday 12 January 2015 9:32

Just think OP. Another embarrassing story to tell on her 16th !! Revenge ;)

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 12 January 2015 13:30

Kids don't realize that what they say can really hurt someone. The kid may be 4 but OP is NOT. She may very well have taken it to heart and invalidating her hurt just because the kid is only 4 is very insensitive. Hope you explain to her WHY what she said was wrong!

asherm 15

Monday 12 January 2015 19:50

Aren't kids just so darn cute?

thecrazymancan 17

Tuesday 13 January 2015 4:50

Little troll. >:(

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:38

Sounds like puppy is going to find a new home.

Mr23 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 15:06

The puppy B all like: "Leave me out of your issues, human." and "infin8 <3 4-ever!"

Mr23 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 15:08

Yes, I imagine all puppies as 15-YO girls with an MDMA IV drip, why do you ask?

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 16:28

Don't worry too much about it, OP. It may hurt now, but you have to remember that she's only four. Small children say all kinds of things they don't mean. They don't have a filter. She was probably just upset over something silly and wanted to make you feel bad. She'll get over it and love you again. Besides, dogs love unconditionally. So the puppy probably loves you, no matter what your little sis says. ;)