Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me slow dancing to "Bella's Lullaby" with an anime boy cutout. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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imnotc00l 10
Is his name Ken by any chance?
pirup 13
Horomones, maybe? I don't know, that's a little out of the ordinary
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Enzymatically 14
hes a teenage boy... duh
silverbane27 13
Nothing wrong with practice
bilbo_watson 7
Keep your chin up, OP. Teenagers are weird and they don't exactly know what they're doing when weird stuff like that pops into their heads. Years later the memory of doing that will make him want to curl up into a little ball of shame.
SimoneTaylor1994 15
whens the wedding?
Mal23 5
practice makes perfect??
liesseling 13
How? barbies face is like yay small. he should just use a de back of his hand, like I did when I was practising.
RedPillSucks 33
passionately? was his pants undone
Witchylady 18
Oh my goodness. You will ever look at your son the same way again.
Ilovelife93 9
Oh..the joys of raising a teen boy!!! Sorry you had to see that, OP!!
tomvertigo 17
Probably not the weirdest thing he has or will do as a teenager. sadly. He was either practicing (not too terribly weird) or he was aroused by it (higher up on the weird scale). Buy him a porno mag, Kleenex and a lock for his door.