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By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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fotomiep 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 15:04

What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?

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Saturday 22 August 2015 15:04

The **** did I just read

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Definefailure 4

Monday 24 August 2015 0:41

hahahaha Maximum disappointment

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Tuesday 25 August 2015 11:38

Notice me senpai

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Wednesday 26 August 2015 2:10

Are you serious OP? :O Goodness me.

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Tuesday 2 February 2016 12:26

A tragic response to OP

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Thursday 1 March 2018 19:09

You realize if you dated your professor either he would get fired or you would get removed from the course right?

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