Money: Assumptions

Assumptions

By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By Old and Ugly - 23/04/2015 09:04 - United States

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:46

The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.

ladidadi 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.

Comments

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:33

lol!!!!! at least ur pretty!!!!! did u tell her u r a waitress?

quesos 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:07

that means you have a nice body and you are pretty right? look the glass half full!

deviable 9

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:10

you could sue her for more money.

Sha41491 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 3:39

that happens to me all the time!

Babsipoodles 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:24

LOL That always happens to me. My sister and I both at a resturaunt and when someone sees me with a bunch of one's I'm automatically a stripper, while she's a waitress.

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 9 May 2011 14:02

that means ur hawt

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:25

at least your attractive

nahgemsoohc 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:19

well at least she thinks you're hot;)

will817 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:14

wow what a bitch.

neilsc 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:08

Well....aren't you? There is nothing wrong with being a stripper. Its self empowerment. having control of your body and KNOWING your sexy enough to bring in crowds and that people want you feels great. You should be happy that the bitch at the counter called you a stripper. you must have a nice body and pretty face girl :)