Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
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Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Today, I scrambled to get out of work on the dot to go to a special pharmacy that closes at 5 pm an hour away. I arrived at 4:58. Upon reaching the door, one of the employees came and locked it in my face. Apparently, her going home early was more important than me getting my medication. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
Today, thanks to my estranged husband, I had three seizures at work. I came home yesterday to find that my seizure medications were completely gone. He'd flushed them down the toilet because he thinks I'm psychotic and "read on the internet" that it's because of the meds. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
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Top comments
brainymes 30
Hopefully you're able to get a refill soon! Coworkers can be so insensitive at times :/
Liamj774 36
Looks like somebody's life has to expire now, huh?
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Comments (80)
lovedbynoone 22
Work fridges are nothing but trouble! People need to keep their hands off other people's stuff.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Throw their lunch out the window.
fabcade 14
hopefully you can report them to management
snazzymcwho 21
I hope they're ok paying for you're next Rx! I hate when people mess with the belongings of others!
militarybrat 21
Make them pay for it. What a dick.
Clinky92 18
Sabotage his next meal
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Eat their lunch.
Exaspera 54
Hmmmmm...ExLax and brownies, ExLax and brownies...why do I keep thinking about these???
fallenkilljoy 13
Sowy
shadoweclipz 1
lol most medication that needs to be refrigerated is for diabetes or AIDS
Hayllee 4
Why is that funny?