Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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JeffroGymnast 0
ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL
horyo 0
I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/ Still sorry to hear, though.
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Comments (52)
kwbuzz23wk 0
next time don't be an idiot
robotfrank 0
At least you know your prayers get answered. I would have started praying for money, at that point. Oh wait, I don't pray for things.. Nevermind.
Nicc 0
#1, I don't know where you're from, but where I live, you don't need your license on you at all times when you're driving. If you're stopped by the police and don't have it, you've got up to 7 days to show it at your local police station. Owch. Did you have any money in your car? I would've begged, to get just enough money to run home and get your wallet. Or call someone to bring it to you. Next time don't let your petrol run down so low.
MrJentipede 2
#1 and 40, both good advice. My wallet always stays in my vehicle unless I need it specifically (shopping) and I keep a spare hundred and medicine in my truck that I keep in case of emergency.
GRPHC 0
I can really picture myself doing this.
DiSab 0
Definitely something I would do.
Callyn 47
#24, I'd assume they're from the US where you do need your license on you whenever you drive. The fact that you call it "petrol" shows me that you're not from the US, so that's why the laws are different.
jayfx 0
oh shit! that sucks.. keep some cash in the car ..like $10 or something at least.
Nanospeed 0
moral of the story: praying does shit ~athiestpride~
B_Tenor 0
thats what you get for praying.