Sex, Family, Awkward and Intimacy: All you need is hate

All you need is hate

By dev - 28/08/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML

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You deserved it 40 814

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 11:02 - United States - Kenton

Today, I had a family reunion and there were a lot of people there that I didn't know. The person that I'd been sleeping with for about 7 months showed up. He's my cousin. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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You deserved it 150

Red flag

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 22:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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kings1fan 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:26

Look on the bright side. Your uncle doesn't know you hate your family. He just thinks your horny as hell!

coolkid_matt 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:21

Awkward! :S

Comments

narutofan123456 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:51

Wow! Sucks for you

simply_ashley1 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:00

If you hate your family... soooo much...Why did you come..?

15bthwreatt 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:56

Didn't you hear they made love duh!!!

Jaxx66 21

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:23

Dont you mean 'go'? I doubt your her family.

bloodypanda 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:19

People do nice things out of consideration because they don't want to be rude since she knows her family probably miss her.

Werman20 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:07

You deserve it for wanting to "make love"

Respectabill 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:45

70 are u serious? She obviously told him that do he'd be convinced to go home and....um....get a peice of some pooty tang

vaginabloood 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:49

you're an idiot lol

xXSecondSunXx 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:58

AWKWARD!! :O

Btreasure 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:46

That's your family your blood and all you wanna do is go home and get busy. like seriously family can be irritating at tines but hate? How disrespectful and ungrateful. I sure wish my families had regular family reunions then maybe I would know everyone. I mean seriously WHO DID YOU INVITE TO YOUR WEDDING??? Your gonna need them someday and when they help you your gonna feel like a b***h.