Today, I had a family reunion and there were a lot of people there that I didn't know. The person that I'd been sleeping with for about 7 months showed up. He's my cousin. FML
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Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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lev 11
I hope a distant cousin? otherwise how don't you know your own cousin?
Nic1330 5
if it wasn't kinky before it is now 😉
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Nowadays, that's a big "meh." Many states let first cousins marry and more distant cousins always can. Keep banging away!
lev 11
I hope a distant cousin? otherwise how don't you know your own cousin?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Adoption?
lev 11
do you think the family decided to adopt an adult? what is this, Ancient Rome?
Kraths 16
That's actually a good point. If they were adopted and neither saw or knew of each other than it would be a safe bet to say it could happen. I don't know all of my extended family, but every once in awhile I run into a family member who isn't aware that my brother and I are adopted so they expect someone different.
coius 23
From out of country?
Nic1330 5
if it wasn't kinky before it is now 😉
coius 23
Good news, nowadays, even if you get preggo, scientists have determined that the genome dna is now mixed enough (compared to middleages) where a single generation with same family usually wont cause inbreeding genetic disorders. It usually takes many (4-9) generations of this happening to get those genetic issues. Hemophilia and “dukes chin” were within royal families because generations inter-married “to keep the bloodline pure” which caused these issues. Hemophilia was referred to the royal’s blood disease. Hell, world war I was all a family feud, and the treaties within cousins that ruled across europe were the reason everyone got pulled on after a duke was assasinated, and Franz ferdinand was quite removed from the main lineage. You may not be able to marry, but if you do get pregnant, the likely hood of genetic abnormalities is small since genetics have forked for so long. Keep in mind that albert einstein married his cousin (might be second) and in some countries this is normal and allowed. Technically adolf hitler was with his first cousin (Eva Braun), so yeah...