Sex, Family, Awkward and Intimacy: All you need is hate

All you need is hate

By dev - 28/08/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 22:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML

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By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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kings1fan 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:26

Look on the bright side. Your uncle doesn't know you hate your family. He just thinks your horny as hell!

coolkid_matt 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 12:21

Awkward! :S

Comments

xxedenbxx 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:21

Epic failure. FYL!

AshorinaMoshe 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:36

If you hate your family, why were you at the reunion in the first place?

deviable 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:03

"Did I say love? I meant loaf. A loaf of bread."

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:43

OP obviously has slept with the uncle before, which makes this even worse. To top it all off, she had sex with him and he farted in bed.

fmlpro0987 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:49

you should know the difference. I know for a fact that your uncle and husband do not have the same build.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:30

YDI. That's so inappropriate anyway.

khaya 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:35

To which your uncle replied, "Just, let me fetch my coat".

radiantxxreality 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:37

This is why people need to pay attention and not just assume...

Chelles 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:53

Haha be more careful OP

kablooey_01 3

Monday 29 August 2011 2:21

what exactly does hating your family have to do with this? nobody cares if you hate them, the situation is awkward with or without your hatred.

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