All you need is hate

By dev - 28/08/2011 06:18 - United States

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Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML
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kings1fan 6

Look on the bright side. Your uncle doesn't know you hate your family. He just thinks your horny as hell!

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latinjukes 2

Hmmmm! Your uncle must have been extremely happy or extremely freaked out.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And which ever one he was, she was the other. Think about it. It works ^_^

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KiddNYC1O 20

You're so cool flashing your rent money!! Lol.

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nixter5 18

76- if you turn your head right, the first bill is actually a Benjamin. I don't know about the other ones.

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DarkHelmet 10

Tell the truth OP you went ahead and banged the uncle didn't you

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bizarre_ftw 21

Of course (guessing I'm not the op)

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immortal628 20

The only thing left to do at that point is convince them that you've had a complete mental breakdown. Works for me when I accidentally hit on my uncle.

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bizarre_ftw 21

It wasn't too hard to convince them huh? Did they ask "how long" and start talking about high school?

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Im2Handsom 1

If I was the uncle I would of laughed my ass off.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Freakin' awesome pic!! Where'd you find it?!

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awagh666 14

So did you have a 'union' at the reunion???

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iBilal 0

who go to famly ruiniuns thes daysz?

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bizarre_ftw 21

The girl expecting a check from her parents (my best guess as to why)

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ohmandapants 16

I almost had a brain aneurysm trying to read this comment.

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lidsthesquid 4

Wow, I'm hoping you're a little kid because if not there's no turning back :/

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iBilal 0

LOL calm down I wanted to see how many thumbs down I can get for bad grammar

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jobsman99 0

so was your uncle better in bed than your husband? you could have done a threesome and compared immediately.

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lil_ham1644 29

She wasn't interested in banging, she wanted to "make love!" ( imagine the last 2 words being said in a mocking tone)

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Deathhound 27

Oh my, that has to be awkward for you! :I

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FruityLoooons 8

That. is. hilarious. Pff, I wonder what was going through your uncle's mind.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hey honey! I- oh it's her?.... Well she's got some nice **** and that ass is really working on her.. I wonder why she wore such a low cut top and- wait.. I think that look means she wasn't talking to me. Crap!!! Now I really ******* want to hit that! Where's the bathroom? You know what? Screw it! Where the **** is her sister, I did that kid when she was 5 I can probably do her again now. Now you know

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dd809 9

Ew. What an unbelievably "mature" sense of humor you have

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