Sex, Cars, Painful and Intimacy: Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 131

You deserved it 12 484

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Same thing different taste

By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 469

You deserved it 7 244

Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 864

You deserved it 3 023

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 920

You deserved it 9 079

By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 030

You deserved it 1 102

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 827

You deserved it 14 270

By kaytiebobaytie - 24/01/2010 18:30 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 439

You deserved it 7 770

By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 566

You deserved it 3 759

Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 823

You deserved it 13 360

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 350

You deserved it 3 526

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 028

You deserved it 28 793

sydneysays 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 16:34

That's one way to get fingered

mangasempai 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 16:32

I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.

Comments

MikeyScene420 17

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:51

Next time dont leave the key in the ignition lol

Miss_Whipped 43

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:08

Hot and fresh out the kitchen.

moniqueee18 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:55

Pretty intense sex!

mchmelev1993 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:20

I smell a lawsuit - evil paralegal grin- hehe

thesmeagol 22

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:35

Sorry thats just my cat, he has bad gas right now.

superspooky 13

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:38

At #26 if your sex life is so dull that car sex becomes exciting, I feel bad for you.

TommyG493 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:46

close the window, you're lettin the stank out

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:55

Why was the car on? Or at least on battery? If you wanted the radio just have it play for the last fifteen minutes until the car shuts it off or use one of your phones

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:16

Bravado, bravado

garrett_8614 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 21:19

Just because some people like car sex doesn't mean that their sex life is bad or boring, and just because someone doesn't like car sex doesn't mean their sex life is boring either. People have different preferences. A lot of people like car sex because it's usually unplanned and spontaneous, which can be a huge turn on for a lot of people. But like I said before, people have different preferences so they enjoy different things. However you want to have sex, just do it and stop judging other people who like different things.