Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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sydneysays 15
That's one way to get fingered
mangasempai 11
I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.
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Comments (43)
MikeyScene420 17
Next time dont leave the key in the ignition lol
Miss_Whipped 43
Hot and fresh out the kitchen.
moniqueee18 13
Pretty intense sex!
mchmelev1993 10
I smell a lawsuit - evil paralegal grin- hehe
thesmeagol 22
Sorry thats just my cat, he has bad gas right now.
superspooky 13
At #26 if your sex life is so dull that car sex becomes exciting, I feel bad for you.
TommyG493 11
close the window, you're lettin the stank out
worldclassrager 41
Why was the car on? Or at least on battery? If you wanted the radio just have it play for the last fifteen minutes until the car shuts it off or use one of your phones
ohSNAPyall 27
Bravado, bravado
garrett_8614 14
Just because some people like car sex doesn't mean that their sex life is bad or boring, and just because someone doesn't like car sex doesn't mean their sex life is boring either. People have different preferences. A lot of people like car sex because it's usually unplanned and spontaneous, which can be a huge turn on for a lot of people. But like I said before, people have different preferences so they enjoy different things. However you want to have sex, just do it and stop judging other people who like different things.
kev1029 22
Why didn't you turn the car off?
jamnglamgirlie 17
It's better than the window going all the way down. Trust me.