Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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Top comments
sydneysays 15
That's one way to get fingered
mangasempai 11
I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.
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Comments (43)
DogeMan 14
Maybe bad luck Brian?
jackycat 17
Maybe you shouldn't be having sex in an unairconditioned car when it's hot outside. I know to each their own and car sex can be fun, but heat stroke or broken finger totally not worth the thrill. Turn on the a.c!
big_red_05 4
So TRUE
keiNan_fml 35
hurry makes bad curry
Paultheouctopus 13
Feel sorry for your boring sex life.
adamfromaus 9
Plot twist: the windows weren't electric
Allornone 35
this is nothing against 27's comment specifically, but I'm starting to loathe the plot twist comments in general. Most of them just don't seem very clever to me. Maybe I'm just missing something.
kittina 22
What are you talking about? Plot twists are the best!
mattrd_fml 31
That's one way to ruin the mood. sorry op. hope your finger heals quickly.
vikky538 29
does he know which button press during the sex...pun intended at fullest...
chinaski7628 32
I've never found car sex to be remotely comfortable or stimulating, either. Doesn't mean my sex life is boring. To each his (or her) own.
siggy_mcsigx 22
"exchanging body heat in the passenger seat"