Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Today, I feel so tired and hungover after going to the office summer party yesterday. I had no alcohol to drink and I left at 10pm, way earlier than all my team. My team drank a lot and stayed until after 1am. They all showed up earlier and looking better than me, while I'm a trainwreck with a bad headache. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boss treated me to a day off work, except my mother called at 12:01am drunk as hell screaming, “Happy birthday” down the phone. When I finally fell back asleep, I awoke to my boss asking me to come in after all. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I arrived at my internship at 7 am after three hours of sleep with a massive hangover. When I got there, my boss told me he had made a mistake and I was meant to come in next week. He then said, "Well, now that you're here, you might as well get some work done. Come in next week as well." FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
In fact, that's probably why you decided to get shitfaced the previous night in the first place.
RichardPencil 32
At least, you can go home and take the #1 cure for hangover: Gettin’ drunk again!
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Comments (17)
WeirdUS 30
Hopefully you didn’t rush and still had time to shower ect. It’s one thing to call in early to check if you are scheduled but rushing in and completely forgetting doesn’t look good.
Travis D. Nyman 9
this is something id do
James Thompson 8
You’ve either got an alcohol problem or a memory problem. Assuming you have a dynamic schedule, do you not copy down your schedule and post it where you can see it? If not , you probably should start. Maybe high light your off days with a bright yellow marker or something.
CoyoteOldOne 17
They were hungover after a night of blotto drinking. They were probably still drunk from the night before if they drank that much. Perhaps, in that condition, they didn't recall the day, or the schedule? I would be willing to bet, sir or madam, that you are not a heavy drinker. ; )
CoyoteOldOne 17
I do hope that this isn't something that happens to you often. If you frequently drink to the point of unconsciousness, you should stop drinking, and if you find that you can't, get help for it. Not trying to be mean, just concerned. I have enough of my own memories of waking up _without_ memories. Dead brain cells aside, the things you do when blackout drunk are not likely to be the sort of things you will feel proud of afterwards. If this was a rare, or first-time thing, I do hope it encourages you not to drink to excess in the future. And yes, it's still bad for you to drink to unconsciousness at all. ...And yes, even if you are still in college.