Intimacy: Actor's Studio

Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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tippy_pink89 2

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:02

well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

paid2think 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:00

haha nice one

Comments

2babygurl2 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 4:55

ydi......

deansheppard 0

Friday 30 July 2010 0:28

why carry on wiv him u must be as bad as he is and that why u carry on havin sex wiv him

f_lopez23 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:22

that's ****** up your going to hell

angel55033 12

Monday 14 February 2011 8:28

why would you fake it? if he doesn't get you off don't pretend or he never will girls that do that have issues.

whitecloud197 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:39

#4 FTW

LiveLauglove 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:28

this made my day!!

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:36

YTDI. Faking is bad for everyone.

LPEasierToRn 3

Monday 2 May 2011 19:45

I feel ya sister

asholay 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:56

sucks for u

madaoxsan 9

Monday 26 September 2011 17:46

...and women wonder why tons of dudes think they're freaking adonis when they're more like gilligan. here you go ladies. stop. faking. orgasms. it's like telling your mate: no...those bumps on my genitalia are just razor bumps. He's not going to know if he's going around spreading the herp after you guys break up. Savvy?