Love and Intimacy: Aaand blocked.

Aaand blocked.

By wtf fml - 20/03/2018 17:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 16:13 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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The gall

By DisgustedAF - 14/04/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, a few days within moving back in with my mother, I received sympathy flowers for my deceased son. They were from my ex-neighbor, the bitch who was supposed to be watching him but instead decided to have sex with my soon to be ex-husband in the house while my son drowned in the pool. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:40 - Canada - London

Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 12/12/2022 08:00 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my ex of three years wanted me to comfort him because his new girlfriend broke up with him as well. And what do I do? I help him, I don’t fucking know why, and now he won’t leave me alone. FML

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way

By MandiJo - 19/02/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancé/son’s father’s death anniversary is in a few days. I asked my closest friends if they’d hang with me so I could try and keep my mind off it, and so I wouldn’t be alone (my son will be with fiancé’s parents). They couldn’t be bothered and want to go away for the weekend instead. Without me. FML

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You deserved it 136

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:40

I can see why he's your ex.

Hellblazer_Sith 25

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:56

I am so glad he is your ex. Sorry for your loss OP.

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:18

was he your ex when he said it?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:18

Keeping your mind off of your recently deceased family member and putting it on his dick is not a very good suggestion.

cornyrob 33

Wednesday 21 March 2018 13:08

OP, do you actually listen to what you tell him while you're doing that? I bet it's all "Babe, i love doing this for you. Whenever you want, just ask. It'll make my day."

Rabite 28

Wednesday 21 March 2018 13:39

It's quite hard to talk with a dick in your mouth, you know. You should try it some time. Or a double handjob so that you don't write stupid stuff like this on the internet.

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 21 March 2018 14:58

What a dick move.

Linden Harris 5

Wednesday 21 March 2018 18:30

To be fair, there was a chance no matter how small that chance is, that that was exactly what you wanted. joking aside, chin up n I'm sorry for your loss

ARISKomuniszt 24

Wednesday 21 March 2018 18:59

This is the fault of capitalism. The manifestation of power as a variable (for example - money), means that humans develop instincts to be naturally individualistic so as to not fall on the social ladder. This led to your ex instinctually (and abhorrently) prioritising his own desires.

Huldan MeGroyn 13

Wednesday 21 March 2018 20:05

"What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."