Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.
Crewsin 1
I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.
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Comments (39)
D_D 11
#SugarDaddy
Lisa McComb 10
Prolly don't dabble in the gene pool with this guy...find someone more intelligent!
wafflefriez91 17
He sounds like a moron.
Melissa Harwood 5
Your boyfriend is a dumbass.
Carlos_bh 10
EMT here. Why give mouth to mouth? It's almost pointless (according to recent research) and no EMT I know would do that. Compressions is all you need in that situation.
momogal 22
For all the jerks saying mouth to mouth isn't taught anymore: Look up the latest AHA guidelines for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 30 compressions at 100-120 bpm followed by 2 BREATHS. Bag valve mask, pocket mask, or barrier is preferred, but direct contact is better than letting the person die. Even in my EMT class, we were taught to do mouth to mouth if there was no other alternative.
GhostFox 34
FINALLY! All these people claiming to know the standards and rules, and then immediately contradicting themselves. The compressions are for imitating the heart beat- you have to give mouth-to-mouth if you don't have any other way to make them breathe, or else they WILL sustain brain damage. One minute in, brain damage starts. Three minutes in, major, life altering brain damage. Ten minutes in, catastrophic damage, the patient is unlikely to ever recover. Fifteen minutes and recovery is virtually impossible. In other words mouth to mouth is very important.
monyluv1 13
Most of the population here are kids. They don't know what the hell they're saying, but I'm sure it sounds brilliant to them
cloroxbleach 8
How dare you try to save someone's life, you dirty, cheating *****?! (Do I even need to say that I'm being sarcastic?)
cloroxbleach 8
I should've added this in my last comment but call yourself Neo because you just dodged a shit ton of bullets
UNDERaBUS 5
Who does mouth to mouth in an ambulance when theres a bagmask
10thFloor 16
How did it last 2 years?!!!