Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.
Crewsin 1
I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.
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Comments (39)
leagacysgirl 19
Where do you live? EMT's DO NOT do mouth to mouth. Not safe young lady.
piinksock 17
This is kind of dubious. As all first aid teaches not to do the breaths any more, just compressions.
ArbiterOfFML 24
You can do better than that POS.
RichardPencil 32
If he really was going to die, you should have popped your top off and rubbed your boobs in his face. He would have died just the same, but I’m sure that’s how he would have wanted it. I know I would – it’s on my medic-alert bracelet.
heyLaddieHey 18
You are better off without a guy like that!
Natalie Butts 5
everyone saying people aren't trained to do breaths anymore: I renewed my first aid in Alberta last year and we are still taught breaths.
shannin1971 16
time to get a new one!
Bloo2555 22
I'm gonna laugh if he ever needs CPR, and you accuse him of kissing someone else.
amd21905 9
If you are not using a mouth shield or a bad valve mask on a patient you better find another job! In 2017 if you are doing mouth to mouth on a patient you have a problem!
onceuponatime456 16
Get rid of the ******* idiot, you are losing nothing!