Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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dramaelf 37
My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.
pixierara 28
I doubt that was he reason the dog threw up, and I'm sure you're not gross enough to be able to bring that kind of reaction, but if you don't like how you look better yourself for you.... Not for your dog ;)
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Comments (41)
qdawg06 23
Maybe that's your dogs way of hinting at you to start working out?
Grayness_ 26
#salvage.
whysobeachy 37
Didn't you mean "#savage", #11? I'm not saying using trendy hashtags on FML is a good idea, but it's definitely a bad idea to misspell them.
chinaski7628 32
Maybe he was just trying to salvage this thread?
darkmournings 12
maybe you're a jerk..
buckstop1 37
It's okay guys, 20 is new to FML
Eliseopwns 22
Beauty is relative, OP.
MrConcise 35
Do you wash under your fat folds? If not, the smell probably hit him when you let loose all the stank trapped under your shirt.
stephenfranklin 15
Maybe the dog threw up to try and look as good as you do. Stay confident OP!
pixierara 28
I doubt that was he reason the dog threw up, and I'm sure you're not gross enough to be able to bring that kind of reaction, but if you don't like how you look better yourself for you.... Not for your dog ;)
DGL1138 13
#5 **** yeah dude, seriously wise words.
crankawank 19
My theory is that the dog had never seen the owner strip before, and from the dog's perspective it looked like op ripped off all her fur. That'd gross me out if I were a dog.
MisterKnowItAll 15
its a dog. they don't understand human attractiveness.
dramaelf 37
My cat never judges me by my appearance! He ignores me no matter what I look like.
suosi 21
Well if u let me see i might make u feel better ;) .......... assuming ur a girl
Eliiara 11
*shows to the door*
DarthTaco351 12
Because flirting with an anonymous person on the Internet with little more basis than a FML for a reason is totally not creepy.
limegreenpoopie 31
Maybe he's trying to respect your privacy :)
whysobeachy 37
By throwing up?
sandraw1 22
That's the only way
PePziNL 20
There are other ways?
Grayness_ 26
My dog throws up from time to time. Maybe your dog was feeling sick and it just happened at the time you took your shirt off. Pretty sure is the time that it has happened. You'll be fine :)