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Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (3092)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm - animals - by aliqi (man) - United States

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The chills

#2 - On 05/12/2012 at 6:48pm by janelly16

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Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack.

Last option: burn house down.

#6 - On 05/12/2012 at 6:49pm by SkoomaKi

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