Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
by weep weep weep / 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Just make sure you never have sex around him.
#10 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:35am by EmilieAutumn
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Could come in handy… if your house were to catch on fire and the alarm somehow didn't sense it
#5 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:32am by haZzbin
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