Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
antart3 18
I hope you will keep their litter :)
tmd4L 7
Doggy style.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
antart3 18
I hope you will keep their litter :)
jonriise18 3
What!?
xSonic 9
That'd be a scary ass creature man!
Pentium_4 27
even when you neuter them they still do that lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
18- Coated dogs? Aw shyt boys! Run fer duh hills!
Pentium_4 27
or at least attempt to
x_KL_x 7
21 - Jackrussles?
girl112891 7
It's his favorite jacket too OP.
Jonkbaby 23
did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville?
freakinglaugher 10
Why can't you just except their love, OP?!
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't you mean accept?
theladyofepic 3
Apparently it's also the dog's favorite jacket.
freakinglaugher 10
Dang, I messed that one up pretty bad. Really need to stop this wake up and comment thing.
maddyyghee 6
Oh yuck :/
DrMime 10
Better than your dog getting violently intimate with your leg. Seriously, he penetrated! But now my leg is pregnant and I'm carrying our love child
DrMime 10
....Or it's a horrible cyst...
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Pop it, and put it on YouTube.
DrMime 10
I've never given birth on camera before!!! Has there ever been a birth where it's just placenta? Because that's how this would end...
ScaughtieHolden 11
What the **** is the matter with you..
ljbgamer 1
Sell it on eBay
Complaining 13
Perhaps you should give your dog your coat then. Aside from that, got any funny remarks about the coat lately?
CalCommando 6
"Your coat smells very... unique."
stickyvikky285 9
That's gross ..
Fiskerz 0
He just really likes you and the jacket reminds him of you!
GoW_Chick 15
Is that gross STICKY Vikky? I mean you might be the expert on this subject...
tmd4L 7
Doggy style.
cBlackout 13
Took the words right out of my mouth.
cheesiestcake 1
Ikr
StoryOfTheYear 15
At least it's warm when you need it?
GoW_Chick 15
Nothing beats putting on a warm, sticky, slighty salty smelling jacket on a chilly winter morning.
shazza26 1
If she was in australia, it would be worse becaus it's summer
CaptainCola 7
It's the dog's favorite jacket too
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Your dog needs a ducky..
rogue2888 4
Cut it's rocks out lol
RawrzIIshScareh 0
That's smexii. Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.
death_dolphin24 0
You mean a bitch?
MrMustangg 0
I guess it's your dogs favourite jacket too
YDIomg 9
My cat did that with an old stuffy I had when I was younger, but after we got him fixed he stopped.