Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 08:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML
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10nachoman10 24

How unfortunate, although they were trying to help, perhaps a professional was need!

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Ian7890 23

Hey at least you have some good friends that actually tried to do something nice for you.

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10nachoman10 24

How unfortunate, although they were trying to help, perhaps a professional was need!

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TrueTriage 16

Ha professional?! With carpentry?! Grab a hammer, duct tape, your best friend, beer, and some nails that's all the professionalism you need according to most guys with a home project

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falloutboy97 16

Am I the only one who thinks OP is trying to insinuate that her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend..?

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turdlett 4

33, yea you are the only one. it's about them building a crappy porch.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

How the **** did you get that from reading the fml? I see absolutely nothing in the story that would make you think that. If I build an ikea rocking chair wrong, it must mean I was banging more than just the chair! Genius!

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Spider_Web 11

I actually pictured the "best friend" to be a guy

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Ian7890 23

Hey at least you have some good friends that actually tried to do something nice for you.

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123man 11

Hey, don't complain! It's the thought that co - Oh, god! Get help! I fell and broke my leg!

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LaughinStock 16

"Help I have fallen and I can't get up". They made fun of me when I got life alert but you'll all see one day!

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RedPillSucks 31

An American(?) commercial product that's like a panic button you wear as jewelry. Press the button and it summons ambulance, etc.

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vffjvsegb 11

The thought that counts?

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HowieDoIt 21

You porch child! I'm sorry that happened but at least you have friends who care about you.

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

yeah... they are not diy-ers, more like.... "should have used more than a wiki how"... don't walk on that porch without protection.

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tommylover842 23

I always use a condom when walking on precarious porches.

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RedPillSucks 31

on the condominium?

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blcksocks 19

I am leaning towards this being a huge fail

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Am I the only who's played Injustice, that feels uneasy around these two?

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Anyb0dyTh 8

The porch is fine. It's the rest of your house that has issues! :D Lol. Hope they fix it for you. :)

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