jobless
United States
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
nba
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Goodbye
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Sonic
United Kingdom
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
demispark
West Palm Beach, United States
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
spitt
Franklin, United States
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Dan
United Kingdom
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Left out
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
ExtendedVacation
United States
Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML
I hate myself
San Francisco, United States
Where am I?
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Joel
United States
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Top comments
FernandoTorres_fml 0
It's better than planning to leave and not getting a party to be honest.
Luckster 0
Welcome to the world of unemployment. Hopefully you can find a new job better than I can.
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brianjman14 23
first from iPhone
Unregistered 0
YDI for having a job instead of taking care of your kids
ohmygoodnex 0
Who said the OP has children? Dipshit.
tjisnumbaone 5
who said the guy has kids? and how do you know he did a bad job? you ******* dumbass, read before you write. so was it a misunderstanding or did you really leave??
girlygirl666 0
Yes, read before you write. It's a woman.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
It's better than planning to leave and not getting a party to be honest.
Luckster 0
Welcome to the world of unemployment. Hopefully you can find a new job better than I can.
fatherpunk 1
Bye OP.
typohater 0
First
YDI_King 0
YDI for sucking at your job
Starfire22 5
so did you act surprised when they told you?
turdburgers 0
Waste all the expensive alcohol you can on their dime.
allie2590 31
At least you got a party rather than just getting escorted to the door.
perdix 31
You get a lunch? I just get a foot in the ass!
perdix 31
Oh, yeah, once I got a rock through my windshield, too. It was wrapped in a Restraining Order.