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Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML


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On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

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You just got "mcfucked"

#1 - On 05/11/2014 at 5:54am by totallybananas

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Welcome to McDonalds, we can see you're starving, have some fucking napkins.

#2 - On 05/11/2014 at 5:54am by FrancesShiver

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