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Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

#3 - On 11/14/2012 at 4:15pm by Larawk

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Go buy a wig then train yourself.

#5 - On 11/14/2012 at 4:16pm by winnerme123

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