Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML

by TheHarvardian / 10/25/2012 at 2:59am / United States (Kentucky) / Work

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  • Before you leave, put a sticky note pack in your cubicle that reads:

    "Since you seemed so keen on being a nosy ass, I made this note especially for you:"

    Then make him flip through about twenty sticky notes with arrows or "Almost there!" before he gets to:

    "Go fuck yourself."

    It won't get you your job back, but you'll be laughing your way through the unemployment line.

    #5 - On 10/25/2012 at 10:08am by ManInTheMachine

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  • Why didn't you just show him the notes?

    #1 - On 10/25/2012 at 10:00am by echosaints

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