Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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  • OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr--


    -ank, um, I actu---




    --a condi--


    Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired.

    OP: But sir I--


    Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here!

    Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!

    #5 - On 10/18/2012 at 10:08am by ManInTheMachine

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  • I'm sorry OP, that's embarrassing. Try talking it out.

    #1 - On 10/18/2012 at 10:06am by trollcrusher

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