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Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10915) - you deserved it (21602)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by idiot - United States

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You need to sleep more! Stop burning the candle at both ends!

#1 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:07am by zandalee

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That's too bad. Should have just gone into work as soon as you got there.
Entirely your fault. Sorry to say. :)

#3 - On 07/10/2012 at 3:20am by Grammar_Nazi01

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