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Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 10:50am - work - by lonelyharts86 - Canada (Ontario)

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Never accept the donuts.

#1 - On 06/13/2012 at 1:36pm by xStaciexLynnx

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I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.

#4 - On 06/13/2012 at 1:38pm by shawnaishere

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