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Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (1998)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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damn, people are stupid. FYL

#3 - On 03/06/2012 at 4:20pm by howdoiusername

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Maybe he's had a few to many

#5 - On 03/06/2012 at 4:22pm by haw008

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