Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for drinking Kombucha at work, swearing it was "fancy Asian beer." I went to HR with the bottle and they dismissed the write up, since they saw sense and realized. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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howdoiusername 3
damn, people are stupid. FYL
haw008 14
Maybe he's had a few to many
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Comments (100)
TDD228 2
Wow your boss is a complete idiot.
DrMime 10
Your boss has got to be dumbest person alive! Maybe he was the one doing a little drinking. Clearly, alcohol is not what ales you, you need to be weiser and explain that it wasn't your fault.
JUQuest 2
I don't know if it was the wisest decision telling someone to be wiser when you spell it like that :p
DrMime 10
*wooosh!!* that's the sound of the joke flying over your head.
MetalxSoldier 26
15 he is talking about bud-"weiser" I'm guessing 15 is also your age.
ssnowywinter 0
18- more like 5.
ImTheAlpha 30
15- Even I got the joke. I'm just barely a teenager, for crying out loud!
wolverinez4life 6
Wiser
mikeymayhem_87 15
Some people barley get these references when it hops over their heads! :p
Azail 15
Oh all of the puns are getting unbeerable
angrymexican 8
Your boss is sampling the merchandise.
j_cat187 20
Your profile pic greatly disturbs me
DocBastard 40
Your job is to smell beer, not smell LIKE beer. Maybe if you hadn't gone swimming in the vats of that golden nectar you'd still have a job.
lefty619 6
You both are idiots
DocBastard 40
Lefty, are you calling me an idiot? Seriously? Care to explain?
mccaincracker 6
Doc - I may be wrong but I believe lefty was referring to his boss and OP? But then again maybe i'm one of those idiots. o-o
Jasonf6 0
I smell a wrongful termination lawsuit a brewin.
nickharbut 6
"brewin" I see what you did there.
LeCommentator 1
Your boss is finding an excuse to fire you.
thisbitchlys 0
what a douchebag boss.
ILike_Dancing123 19
Maybe he was drunk, that he blamed it on you. Poor you OP, send him too AA that'll be pay back.
RodderstheLegend 5
Wouldn't there be a warning, suspension, investigation from HR? You cannot just get fired for smelling like alcohol. I would guess you are an incompetent dipshit and a long line of **** ups has led to your firing. Loser
Azail 15
You sir are a fine example of the OP's boss. You are an asshole. That is all
Sumo69 9
You got fired from the second most awesome job in the world that sucks
agm77 9
What's the first?
Pupza7 6
The wine tester. Who else?
Sumo69 9
Someone who married for money all I do is sit by the pool and get messed up it's awesome
agm77 9
That's not really a job... That sounds like not having a job.