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Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26179) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Just walk away, that's what I'd do.

#1 - On 02/07/2012 at 2:28am by 6969awesome

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what does intelligence have anything to do with shoes in stock.

#9 - On 02/07/2012 at 2:32am by JohnnyxViet

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