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Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML


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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce
Some knowledge into his head.

#1 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:44pm by kickazz16

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You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

#4 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:44pm by biasedshooter

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