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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML
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Friday 27 March 2015