By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
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blargheria 0

Supervisor of the year award goes to...

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bigAC 6

you're like one of those Windex bird

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JustDannyG 0

Haha don't you think security guards should have a little more backbone??

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1221jamw 11

Next time prank him and go in dressed as a wearwolf, with a knife, and stab him in the leg. Just for "fun"

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ShitzWeak 0

Cause u know his boss will be like " haha u sure got me good. Now my legs gushig blood and im okay with that cause its all fun in games "

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Daralea 21

I hope someone shoots you with a silver bullet -_-

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killak41 9

It could've been worse op could have tazed the window

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robertlovespi 3

How the prong things would just hit the window and fall down. Pepper spray would fill the car and potentially bounce off the window back into his eyes.

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foxman47 3

Pepper spray is way worse than being tazed. Plus, shooting pepper spray in a closed environment would be harsh on your throat and lungs. I'm sure OP had a horrible night after this

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melissaxo3 1

... and that's the result for falling asleep on the job ;D that sucks OP.

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Carrotkidd15 5

Your boss truly is.. A boss.

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Blueglasscup 18

I wonder why your supervisor has a scream mask with him.

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Epsilonyx 15

What kind of paperwork do you get as a graveyard security guard? "We are not liable for any damage, mutilation, or sexual approaches committed by the undead."?

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cptmorgan6 8

Graveyard shift buddy. Not a shift at the graveyard.

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Epsilonyx 15

That PERSON above ME already said THAT. Thanks.

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GameOver008 1

It probably was a windows 7......ok it's not funny Dx

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japtch 15

At least you didn't actually pepper spray your boss.

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kaykay20 0

I think that would show he was actually a competent employee who was able to do his job as a security guard. The fact he couldn't remember to roll down a window and practically spray himself shows he's not very good at his job at least in this scenario.

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blunttobluntest 12

I moderated this this morning. Sad Sad life! Make sure you rinse your eyes out before they turn red and you end up looking like a zombie in the gravyard!

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