Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4
It would be hilarious if your mouth was open
username10000 3
Tastes like shit..
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Comments (124)
lindseyluvszac 4
It would be hilarious if your mouth was open
Keyman1212 14
Mmmm, tastes like chicken........shit.
FFPulley 9
I got the poo on me!!!!
crinx034 0
Old guy- home is where you make it! Joe dirt- oh you like to see ****'s naked? Well that's cool man. I love me some Joe dirt!
seanders 10
R Kelly would be proud...
Pixxio_O 11
I'm pretty sure it would taste like human shit rather than chicken shit...
Chelles 0
Gross enough just falling on OP's face :u
ItsTheKing 10
Damn your luck stinks
ThreeSheetsGone 12
That guy was just being a shit head. Don't take it too personally.
jeluc01226 0
Wooow fly that's just awfull
FFPulley 9
29- apparently you and I are the only ones.
anorexicbarbie 8
I would definitely file a complaint/report if I were you, OP. That's extremely unsanitary. Also, just wondering...why were the comments deactivated on the train FML?
sxe_beast 11
It is rather shitty...
BagleHead 6
If your lucky (relatively), it was the intake, so it was in fact just water. If your unlucky, though, i would recommend a shower and aprox. four gallons of shampoo.
RedPillSucks 33
and a tetanus booster
13FTW 9
Sounds like a shitty problem if you ask me.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#62 possibly because some commenting assholes will call the op a (insert vulgarity here) because his fml happened due to someone getting killed by te train, and judge him for being "__________" becase some one died even though it was a reference to what happen. Commentators in this site are crazy =|
froufrou7 3
Why don't you open your mouth so I can easily ejaculate in it?
JokersHQ 21
#1 that's disgusting and totally unsanitary and I'm so sorry that happened to you #2 why didn't they let you know about the leak? That was kind of a dick move for no one to tell you. #3 I didn't mean to hit the ydi button so I'm really sorry about that too but I can't get it to go back :(
Iwashere12345 0
ew. well then I hope you didn't smell too much.
Friaza 29
Your face, goddamit!
Iwashere12345 0
???? wtf dude
salvorican 24
Ray William Johnson reference goddammit!!
reddawn85 8
Ray William Johnson? Shame on you
hutch66 13
It couldn't have been that bad if she had to call maintenance before she realized it was sewage water.
loveexgirl 15
I'm sorry that happened to you.. What does sewage taste like..?
username10000 3
Tastes like shit..
BehindU 5
Well that was CRAPPY.
elmogoezRAWR 0
It tastes like goldfish.
RetardedChipmunk 7
It tastes like what I ate a day ago
JordanA1 0
My mothers cooking
btnhdude 0
77's mother.
rebekahah 7
Who needs face wash?
DudeBTM 8
Maybe some pube-covered bar soap too?
ItsTheKing 10
In the sink.
Pixxio_O 11
While getting a bloody handjob..
Feklfekl2222 32
Why not wear a bee keeping suit to protect yourself next time as well
btnhdude 0
and jump around like a chihuaha, after watching Steven Speilberg's IT.
uffiewuffie 0
Looks like your coworkers don't care about you enough to tell you anything.
ariannaa_fml 17
Yum ;)
Bethawny 0
OPS reaction was probably like your face...ScARY!!!
cicpjaky 6
Happy birthday!!!!! Lol
NickCassell 2
Derp :/
ThatOneCanadian 0
its shocking how well that comment goes with your current pic
ThatOneCanadian 0
normally i go on fml and think theyre all hilarious. this is gross. i feel bad for OP
gchartier90 0
That's shitty haha I'm sure it pissed you off
NoahStaz 3
Ha. I get it. I see what you did there. At least it was liquid that you couldn't tell it was sewage. FYL OP, just next time, listen to our little chicken friend when he says the at is falling.
Friaza 29
It's funny, it's true except when it happens to you :P