Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was sat in front of my computer, waiting for a Zoom meeting with my coworkers to start. I started doing interpretive dance arm movements to the jazzy funky hold music. Turns out that the camera wasn’t off, and everyone was silently watching me. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
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Comments (129)
nightslayer 6
If u were a dude it would be more of an fml
fairygirl88 5
Dance like no ones watching. Then regret it later:)
livlafluv100 2
at least you made someone laugh today: the people who watch the cameras
WCARlover 35
Yeah i mean it sucks but just tell anyone who sees it that you were purposely putting on a show for the camera, they can thank you later
StoryOfTheYear 15
To my knowledge, the majority of the time surveillance cameras are not monitored constantly and are usually not checked again unless something has happened that would require a look at the footage Your pride should be salvaged in this case *thumbs up*
Iamnotmyself 17
It's not ballet without a skin tight tutu.
Awsumuzzie 12
1, I had the same exact thought. I had high hopes that it was going to be a boy, but I was disappointed when I sae the dreaded pink.
flockz 20
Dont worry i bet the security guards thought you were Fantastik. You made there eyes go Kaboom by the way you make dancing look like a Febreeze.
flockz 20
Dont worry i bet the security guards thought you were Fantastik. You made there eyes go Kaboom by the way you make dancing look like a Febreeze.
Keyman1212 14
The security guard is going to make a killing off of sending that to a funny video's show, such as America's Funniest Home Videos!
ShyAnn29 15
38, the tutu isn't skin tight, it's the leotard. A skin tight tutu would look funny
Jaimegirl 7
Reminds me of when my mom told me to change in her office (which is private) and then I later learned from her that the surveillance guy saw me naked =/ so embarrasing!
Iamnotmyself 17
-50 sorry, the only dance I do is the occasional dance of a thousand prostitutes.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I do this at home all the time. Hey, at least you weren't doing anything wrong! And the people who watch the cameras got a free show. Win-win.
deadroad 5
I agree with you.
HowAreYouToday 34
Salami
Iamnotmyself 17
-93 I prefer boobs, but ok
YayorNay 8
104, you actually prefer chocolate cocks.
fuckmrsoftee 0
it could be worse, when im bored i like to get an adrenaline rush and i might steal something. imagine where i would end up if i didnt remember those cameras.
cwissi 5
Start stripping and give the guards a real show.
s24sammy 8
It's only an FML if your a guy. But unless you work for a highly secure place where someone watches those cameras, they'll only see your dance if a crime is committed.
scrapmetal58 9
105 - *chocolate frogs. :)
Thabb 0
So, what is this called on YouTube?
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ awesome album
iLOLatURpain69 7
So You Think You Can Dance : Empty Corridor Edition
Thabb 0
Story of the Year is a good band, too.
Thabb 0
Ha, just saw your profile.... but I still like the other bands you listed.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think they're ok, only a few songs though Most are too scream-filled for my liking Yah, this taste I have in music is pretty unique, power punk pop
Thabb 0
I listen to all music, but mainly Power Metal, Indie, Power Pop, Punk Rock, Thrash Metal, Old School Hip-Hop, and Classic Rock.
mitri_fml 3
^ first time I ever saw a casual conversation with no flaming in the comments.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Love post-hardcore Listen to Of Machines!!!
Thabb 0
My favorite post-hardcore band is Senses Fail or D.R.U.G.S.
gideeupp 9
You just gave the security guards who watch those a show ;)
BBGxBlondie 6
It would be more of a show if she had a unitard on. :-)
CryMoreFMLs 15
OP is a she... But I still agree.
pyropho3nix 0
Those lucky guards
fuckmrsoftee 0
love the username, i didnt even read the fml. gideeup. classic.
ItsTheKing 10
At least you gave someone a show :D.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Smile; you're on camera!
Kayble89 13
Haha The security guards are going to get a nice little show! At least you weren't naked!
IndiRae 9
Yea, at least. We all know how often it is that we're at work naked. At least it wasn't one of those days, you're right.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Im always naked 52. Quit sounding so moody.
IndiRae 9
54- You're right, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a lot more jealous of everyone and their birthday suit appropriate jobs than I realized.
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's okay. We all are.
ciarafox9 9
That's gonna put a smile on some security guards face :)
btbamfan75 0
Wow! Looks like someones got some explainin' to do.
every1luvsvag 10
This happens to me all the time, except instead of at work, I'm at an elementary school. And instead of ballet dancing, I'm furiously masturbating.
rhysfucker 24
Janitor in the boy's locker room? My little brother told me about you...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm the "principal's assistant" that checks kids for "smuggled goods" in middle school.
aubsx3 0
Lmfao that was a good one number 10
ariannaa_fml 17
I wanna see that surveillance tape!
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's what she said.