Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, my extremely racist coworker was doing his usual thing. Since it was 9/11 he went absolutely hardcore on his "jokes" so I reported it to my supervisor. She asked what did he say specifically and I recited it to her. She decided to write me up for "making inappropriate comments at work". FML
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SageAnonymous 6
Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.
ChucktheNorris 0
He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man
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Comments (68)
livlafluv100 2
ah well, at least u tried, right? but that sucks.
Cereal_Is_Good 5
You shouldn't have pushed the old man down, you heartless liar.
iloveeyouuxD 9
It's the thought that counts.
2ndSucks 15
No good deed goes unpunished.
heyguysitsjosh 8
1- wrong OP- best not to get involved, sit back and enjoy the show.
CarsAndMoney 5
12- lol thats so true
aFatFuck 0
the things that happen when you step outside the kitchen
mandy248 0
Shouldve let it keep going. Don't u wanna know who wouldve won?
iEatGuppies 0
yeah forget not getting fired and keeping your job, it only matters who won! no.
forkbrother13 0
sounds like it was a dangeris situashun!
RavenLovesGir 0
Your picture scares the shit out of me...
dreamering 16
4 must have fingers in the same shape like those teeth in his profile picture.
Ghostkiller12345 9
4- I bet you failed your english classes
marmlr339 14
I'm no grammar nazi, but for ***** sake, learn to spell!
bobbybill0519 7
First finally!!!
iloveeyouuxD 9
Maybe your just 5 minutes late so fail
ashleynicole0209 0
Damn that sucks!
Babalu722 3
thats why when old people fight, i just watch
nevernope 5
#53 - The OP is from Canada. I love how Americans are so self involved that they think they are the only country.
ChucktheNorris 0
He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man
PrickHead 0
chuck norrois doesnt crash to the floor, the floor crashes in to chuck norris...
ChucktheNorris 0
#27...Good One.
kmumma 3
So that's what they're calling it nowadays
glitterme 5
well yo did did contribute to the vilonce
Ghostkiller12345 9
Omg! What is up with everyone today? Can't type correctly ?! I ain't a grammar nazi but wow Vilonce wtf is that a failed violin? Damn you could atleast learn how to type...
Cereal_Is_Good 5
You're one to talk. Dumbass.
SageAnonymous 6
Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.
SageAnonymous 6
Or being the bet holder
jren207 24
Or handing him boxing gloves.