Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, my extremely racist coworker was doing his usual thing. Since it was 9/11 he went absolutely hardcore on his "jokes" so I reported it to my supervisor. She asked what did he say specifically and I recited it to her. She decided to write me up for "making inappropriate comments at work". FML
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SageAnonymous 6
Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.
ChucktheNorris 0
He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man
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Comments (68)
shane27 0
Who won?
BOOSCAREDU 0
I did. But he put up a good fight.
Jennyboo5797 4
Whoa the exact same thing happened to the hospital my mom works at! But he started making racial slurs after he was making whipping sounds with his cane and saying he wished he had a gun... .___.
joyyluvsya 0
shut up ahahh
cmac86 24
Next time just find a tv and turn on Matlock or something (whatever show old folks like).
SageAnonymous 6
Wheel of fortune??
omgcookeys 15
Butter penguin noob stone chair table? Puppet food moo rice fan chicken! ^.^
sexxme 9
That's what happens when you try to do the right thing now a days. The world's so ****** up.
ea49610 0
I think the other guy was the one from the fml a few days ago that started the fight
SageAnonymous 6
Nah, that guys just high. He probably doesn't even know what the FML said.
stro88 6
Bro that's not your job, you gotta let security do their job. I think it's like that anywhere.
crystalrain17 14
You should break up a fight because it's the right thing to do whether you work there or not (to help out the person who had slurs hurled at them), not just because it's your job.
futbol4eva 0
How ridiculous America has become...
futbol4eva 0
How ridiculous America has become...