By mmaisie - 01/02/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a 2000 word essay on "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps". I was proud of my work, until someone pointed out that New York is "The City That Never Sleeps", not Vegas. FML
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vijer 0

You could argue that Las Vegas is also a "city that never sleeps", since people stay up all night gambling or out at clubs. However, Las Vegas is usually recognized as "Sin City" and the slogan is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".

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unfortunate_13 5

Just add one word to the title and it'll look original and clever: "Las Vegas - The City That Never Sleeps Either". Problem solved!

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

I was thinking, "The OTHER City That Never Sleeps". Of course this all hinges on the OP having written an essay about Las Vegas using all facts that are true for Vegas, not NY. LOL

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Zebidee 8

I think you're missing the obvious alternative. Try 'Las Vegas: Bright Light City.'

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VianaJ_Garcia 14

That is the smartest thing to do. Easy like it sounds.

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Hendrixguy 0

Circle the "Never Sleeps" and draw an arrow pointing towards your name. Solved.

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9010649 3

this would be the proper time for rage face... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! >8O

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daysgoby902 6

your a cutie bama

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528Alice491 3

Simply change the title to The Real City That Never Sleeps. Voila.

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Fragmonto 5

omg! you should've been checked that first, I think you can edit it anyway, right?

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Yekutiel 7

You should've checked your grammar first.

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kyliebear 15

You can edit it?! What kind of statement/question is that?! They did a WHOLE 2000 word essay on LAS VEGAS, instead of NEW YORK. You can't just go through and change Las Vegas to New York..the information included would be about Las Vegas, and they would have to erase the whole thing!!

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CatastrophePen 5

Or, you know, delete the part that says "the city that never sleeps." That would save a lot of time. especially since their essay is on Las Vegas and not The City that Never Sleeps

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extrasnipes 22

or.. change the city that never sleeps to something like party city

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millionaire93 0

retard. do your homework right!!!! haha jk

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mintcar 9

Do you are homework? Correction fail.

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ZebraBacker54 0

its your dipshit, not you're.

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ScreamingMimi 0

Seriously 24?? You really think 4 was incorrect? #4 used your properly as you're is a contraction for you are. An example of the proper usage of this contractions is: 24, you're a moron.

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Jonkbaby 22

talk to me after you all graduate. boom. your welcome.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

someone here didn't do his homework right :)

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brianjman14 22

107, you're (and yes, I did use it correctly) one of the most retarded people I have ever met.

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jonathanpwns 0

107, you're basically saying that a bunch of kids that haven't graduated are smarter than you, as a defence for your self. NICEE!

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Jonkbaby 22

119- you haven't met me. boom. 122. uhh hello? it's DEFENSE boom. boom. DEFENSE

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JaydnGage 0

130 - Depending on where you're from, it can be spelled either way. "Boom".

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Kittcatz38 0

noone even said you're

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muchagente 5

in fact, hamburg is the city that never sleeps. but never mind, you can always change the title and add some kink. feel free.

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brighteyes81 0

You didn't proof read; did you?

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toelie 25

If the phrase is relevant to the contents of your essay, I don't see the problem. If it is irrelevant, why did you put it in the title in the first place?

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jennakat01 7

Umm. If the title was relevant then he would need to redo the whole essay. If it was irrelevant then there would be no problem. I'm sure you meant that but if it wasn't then please tell. :)

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vijer 0

You could argue that Las Vegas is also a "city that never sleeps", since people stay up all night gambling or out at clubs. However, Las Vegas is usually recognized as "Sin City" and the slogan is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".

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Bobissmall 13

Really? I actually thought Vegas was the city that never sleeps... heh.

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Suekoff16 3

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…Except herpes. That shit will come back with you

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I'm more with the one comedian who said "What happens in Vegas is F*cking awesome and you brag about it to everyone you know"

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