By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas
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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke
Toxic
By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas
By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux
By lostintdot - 31/07/2014 11:38 - Canada - Kitchener
Thoughts and prayers
By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom
By lentmarz - 19/08/2014 23:37 - United States - Boise
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By BagelTheOtaku - 20/08/2014 05:15 - United States - Brunswick
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Wow I was really surprised to be published, it made my day a bit better. I held off on commenting until I knew more about my issue. I actually went to the doctor two days after this got published. The doctor said it had happened because I had missed like 3 pills(birth control) in one month. The period continued for 3 months with 2-4 day breaks in between. I'm glad to say it's back to normal and on a regular cycle. (I'm 15)
Well played
By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay
Who? Where? Why? What?
By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque
Mario Kart is serious business
By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green
By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott
By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta
Stop it already
By soccer8goalie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parkersburg
Take it seriously!
By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton
By Jenniesaurus - 04/09/2014 12:22 - United Kingdom - Lancaster
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Finally had something FML-worthy to write and it got up! Wow, I'm surprised at the amount of supportive comments, they definitely make me feel a little better! I admit I shouldn't have been quite so rude, but I am fiercely protective of my dogs (they're rescue dogs and I've had them for 13 years) and I really don't like kids, and especially the mothers that, like her, look like they can't even look after themselves. I called the child dirty because he was quite literally dirty, stains all down his shirt and crumbs and chocolate all around his mouth. I know they may have happened since she left the house and the mum might have no way to clean him but there are so so many women on benefits who just have children for the sake of it around my area when they obviously can't afford to look after them. My two biggest peeves, women like that and people insulting dogs got to me big time! Thankfully I haven't seen her in work yet, hoping she'll steer clear of me and go to a different cashier in the future....
By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
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By sushipanda9 - 21/10/2014 00:07 - United States - Gainesville
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Hey, OP here, anyways I did meet with her today again and of course I had to explain some stuff about the confusion yesterday. I told her the true definition of Scientology which cleared some confusion up. Then I told her that she didn't have to believe in the Big Bang theory but she should at least know it and have a decent grasp on it. She basically shot back "I don't really need to know about it, it's ONLY a theory..." which forced me to explain the actual definition of a scientific theory to her , and I came up with examples such as Cell theory, how parts of gravity are considered theories, Molecular theory, several theories in mathematics, and a bunch of other scientific theories. I knew this would slightly upset her but I didn't expect her to shoot back "You're going to hell if you keep preaching Satan's word. You need Jesus, I don't know what you learned but the Bible has the truth that you need to know." Now that I think about it, I'd rather tutor teenagers who come from higher academic backgrounds ...
The talk
By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund
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By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth
The story behind this is that when I proposed to my ex, and she said no, I was devastated. I hadn't really gotten over her, but my family set me up and I went out with her to humor them. We had a nice night and had gone out several times since. As for the ring, the materials were worth about $4000 and I spent over 2 weeks smelting and hand designing it. I spent so much time on it, that it didn't feel right to sell it. Also, I have made the decision never to see her again. So yes, I ran.