By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Quincy
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Hassi158's favorite FMLs
By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove
By disappointed dad - 19/05/2013 07:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 17:35 - United States - Honolulu
Weirdo
By dammitvasquez - 12/05/2011 23:34 - Canada
By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States
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By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States
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That was painfully bad...
By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 08:50 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway
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Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD
By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles
By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States
By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33
By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook
By opinaise - 02/08/2012 13:00 - France - Toulouse
By VampObsessed - 05/01/2013 05:30 - United States - Dallas
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OP here. My key only works on the front lock so I couldn't use any other doors and our windows don't operate to allow anyone in. I had to call my boyfriend to come over and move it for me so I could get in. Recently the spare bedroom I workout in has been overtaken by gnomes and I've opened my bedroom door to a gnome in the hallway. He even put it in the shower. This is not a good way to help me get past my phobia.
By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando
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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.
By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom
By harry - 06/12/2008 07:51 - France
Make the most of it
By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France
Freudian slip
By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!